I got some new bath product that is supposed to make my skin and hair radiant and statuesque. I slowly begin to put the golden colored treatment all over my body being sure to get every spot. Once applied, it says to dance around in the tub for proper absorption. I begin to dance but things get weird and I slowly freeze. It's almost like the treatment is turning me into a statue altogether. I repeat this with varied freezing poses at least 5 times before I get worried and decide I should probably wash it all off before I become a full blown statue forever.